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Garuda purana - IT

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1. The Uncommented Code Offender   Crime: Writing thousands of lines of complex code without a single comment. Punishment: Debugging ancient spaghetti code for eternity. 2. The Meeting Scheduler Demon Crime: Scheduling unnecessary meetings at 4:30 PM on Fridays. Punishment: Eternal meetings where no one can find the mute button. 3. The Reply-All Abuser Crime: Hitting "Reply All" on company-wide emails unnecessarily. Punishment: Inbox eternally filling with millions of unread messages. 4. The Credit Thief Crime: Presenting colleagues' work as their own. Punishment: Pitching ideas that someone else says seconds before they can. 5. The Scope Creeper Crime: Adding requirements after deadlines are fixed. Punishment: Building an app whose requirements change every 5 minutes. 6. The Coffee Pot Deserter Crime: Taking the last coffee without making a new pot. Punishment: Eternal thirst next to perpetually broken coffee machines. 7. The Keyboard Crusher Crime: Typing w...